Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Thought Catalogue: My Favorite Crackpot Theories

Since Congress made it illegal to send equines to slaughterhouses, all the horses in America are being sent to Mexico to be tortured

This one is awesome. I don’t think you can even find anything on the Internet about it, because it sprang like a spooked horse from my mom’s subconscious mind. Why would Mexicans want to torture horses? Would it be affordable for poorer people to buy horses in a wealthier nation and then transport them back home just to hurt them? Do they at least stuff them full of munitions or other contraband? Don’t Mexicans have horses of their own to torture?  Whether this notion is the product of xenophobia, outdated pills, or the insomnia of many nights spent assisting a kennel-copia of whelpings, I cannot say. You’ll have to ask my mom.

I insist you read the whole article over at thoughtcatalogue.

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