Ovearheard at The Ace Hotel

Girl: I’ve been really getting into Buddhism lately, but the chanting has actually been kind of stressful.

Weird Rich Dude: People think having a doorman would be great, but it’s actually kind of a hinderance. I feel like I’m answering to Mom and Dad whenever I come home drunk or something. It’s bullshit.

Weird Rich Mom: I gave August (her toddler son) some Ambien on the flight. Worked like a charm. Ugh, sleeping pills are a must for the kids when we travel.

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